longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

lexirose-is-cool:

“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”

“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”

“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”

ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between

urinatings:

urinatings:

why do i own so many bananas

helioscentrifuge:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

pawsupgagalove:

am I actually hungry or just bored: a novel by me

kissmycatastrophe:

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural

miriko96:

whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

absoluutebliss:

first of all who allowed me on the internet